When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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