It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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