Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I wish they made helmets for livers.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Two words: blizzard sex
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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