Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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