They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
She needs sedatives and a leash
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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