I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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