ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I deserve this hangover.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Randomize
