As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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