morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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