We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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