OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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