tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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