If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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