So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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