I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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