these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He keeps bees of course he's weird
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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