I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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