I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
this will be a night to untag.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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