Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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