That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
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Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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