you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Enjoy the penises
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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