God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
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You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.