nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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