Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.