4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
kristin has been a bad kristin
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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