Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
