wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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