I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Everything about him screamed your future.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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