it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I intend to get homeless drunk
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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