Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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