oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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