There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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