after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Randomize