I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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