As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
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I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
A bitchslap is in order.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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