No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Dick very happy bro
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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