Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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