Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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