Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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