I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
True college students do jello shots in the library
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