fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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