She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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