Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I can't turn off my feet"
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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