I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Randomize
