my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
do herpes really smell.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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