wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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