So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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