You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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