I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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