The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
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how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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