for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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