i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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