Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
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i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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