We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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