her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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