clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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